I think we need to rename "Friends' Cafe" to "Lepers' Cafe" - everyone else seems to be avoiding this place like there is leprosy about. Or how about "Cootie's Cafe"? Do I need to have Jammin dress up in something provocative to get hellos from people? It's been done before, and we'll do it again. And you KNOW how painful that is. Gag has been here, and has also tried filling in for the Chris-the-one-line wonder (Where are you, you bell-ringer?!) And then there's Jammin. Oh, yes, then there's Jammin. No matter how you try to forget, then there's Jammin. No matter how many times you rinse your mouth with bleach, then there's Jammin. No matter that you've sold both eyes for organ transplants and now wear mirrored eyepatches, then there's Jammin. But I reminisce.
I'll bring back the Rumor Mill, I swear! I'll start naming names! I'll start having recorded video tapes of Mr. Johnson teaching Algebra sent to each and every one of you!!! I will! I'll plaster your houses with AUTOGRAPHED pictures of Mr. Brown! Mr. Ainsworth will be sent to personally tutor your children in soccer, whether they like it or not! Oh, yeah! I WILL HAVE MR. DAHMS ASSIGN YOU A 50 PAGE ESSAY ON THE PENTAMETER OF WAR AND PEACE if you do not AT LEAST squeak out a breath of "Yes, I'm alive, now leave me alone, you (insert expletive here)!" (1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 , 6, 7 8, 9, 10)
Ok. I'm ok now. So, how is everyone? Lovely weather we're having, yes? Oh, look! Jammin is giving me the Hawaiian hello hand jesture! Hiya Jammin! Same to you! What?! Why are the cops pulling me over? I wasn't speeding...
Thursday, September 06, 2007
UNDER DESTRUCTION
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To get more comments and traffic this blog needs more women. You know... like Carrie K., or Jen P., or Colleen T., or Diana P., or various others that dated Richard B. or Matt T.
Heh. I'm still around.
Ohhhhhh??!!!! is that what we should have done....ok.... everyone that dated Matt T. please step forward....Graybeard that means u too. By the way, there is only room for one gay pirate. Who's it gonna be? You or jack sparrow?
P.S. Infinite Grace....nice to get a pulse. feel free to stop by more often without having to sign up for the Matt T. datees.
Well I don't fit into that dating category, but I will say it is nice to see some life on this blog...disturbing as it is....just kidding guys, your'e entertaining.
I don't fit into the Matt T. datee criteria either, but I am still around :) Wouldn't miss my daily dose of entertainment with the jammin & graybeard show :) You guys are insane :)
It's been a rough year for me, Ben, but I'll be around. :) Oh, and technically, I dated both. Heh. :)
YAHOO!! I just KNEW threats from old teachers would have to work! Yes I have to say, so sit still for a few...
First, sing along with me to the tune of Jingle Bells:
Tish, Tish, Tish,
Tish, Tish, Tish;
Tish Tish all the way!
Oh what fun is to call
Tish that name to-day, O!
I'm so happy to hear from ya, Tisharoo! And I like the comment "Heh. I'm still around." with the pic next to it, one eye that looks like some kind of psycho stalker watching the blog. Nice touch! At least, that's how I see it, but we all know my condition... I do like that pic - really! You look great! I checked out your blog page too. Nice to see you there as well, and now you know at least one other person is reading it. But you can pretend I wasn't there if you want.
Mrs. Tisket-tasket lady! You're alive too! Glad you could make it - how are things in CT? I know - busy busy busy - especially this time of year, as I can relate. How's the construction work down there? Things are slow for some, busy for others up here. I happen to be a busy one, so I grateful for that.
And Mrs. Justhavinfunsomewhereelsebutinhereuntilnow. It's been too long! Glad to see you as well! How's the family? How's the water? Do you fish in there? And yes, we're insane - at least Jammin has HIS jacket to prove it, and I am still waiting for mine. And the Jammin & Graybeard show - I love the sound of that! The gears are grinding on that one. You may have started something you'll regret later on with that idea! I am maniacly laughing and rubbing my hands together as I type this with my toes.
It seems to me that you womens have been voyeuristic until now. I thought it was men that always got arrested for that? Hmmmm.
Rob, on behalf of all us men, we're glad you made the comment about the womens - that seemed to help. I mean, you chauvinistic pig! How could you come in here and single out women like that! What's the matter with you?! (Good work!)
And then there's Jammin. I never dated your bro - and you know it! Why would I try for him when I only had eyes for you? Jeez. Why do think I've wanted that secretary position all this time.
And if you can get Jack Sparrow, by all means...
Til then, AAARRRGGGG!
Hi Graybeard :) Life here at the lake is just great. Just came in from an early morning Sea Doo ride. It was smooth as could be :) Would have been perfect for a water ski run :) Too bad all of our spotters were still snoozing.... Now we're off to pick apples, and then to a football game in Saco this afternoon. Never a dull moment here in our neck of the woods. I'll stay tuned for future developments with the jammin & graybeard show :) Can't wait to see what that's rated :)
I think the Jammin&Graybeard show would be unrated....if you know what I mean. And NurseC didn't date Matt or Rich either. And Jammin just freakin took Graybeard right from under my syringe! As you can imagine, it's been a little busy trying to keep up with all of Graybeards meds! I need a vacation :)
Dear Justhavinfun, heard thru the grapevine that you were being a voyeur. I was gonna call you out, but you commented before i had the chance. by the way, for future reference, I am only 20 minutes away as u know, i used to have 2 seadoos, as u may not know, if you need company, feel free to call. I was up at 4:30 am.
I was going to say the same thing about the Sea Doos. I've never been on one, but have always wanted to try it out. I saw two people on one off of a beach in Rye. The water was calm, and they were cruisin' right along - it must be a blast. So if you ever feel the need to let a wacky person try it out, I'd be more than happy to volunteer!
And despite her claim, I don't take meds. I just let her think I do, but dump out the tea. That's why the house plants have all died. Hmmmm.
jack sparrow is gay?
I will definitely keep the two of you in mind should I ever need someone to join me on the Sea Doos :) I'm just wondering how you will steer with your lovely white jackets on????
steering with my feet has been done before. steering standing up, jumping completely vertical 12 feet in the air, even had zeus driving around with his ears a-flappin......it can all be done.....and probably has been :)
and from what i hear....he is gay...but i wouldnt truly know about that one.....just uncharacteristically spreading rumors.
JHF, I would postpone getting my "dinner jacket", even one like Jammin's, for a ride on one of those puppies. And if I had one on, I'd use my feet too, or my teeth if I had to. Heck, I'd even use Jammin's feet! You could strap me to the handlebars, and I could turn with my shoulders. I could use ESP to steer - yeah, that's the ticket!
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