SEA MONKEYS! I mean...who ever discovered those things, anyway? What are they and where do you find them to discover them in the first place. I never actually "activated" them when i was a kid. I mean, dont get me wrong, i had some, i just never opened the package. I wonder if they are still alive. But, whose idea was this freakish discovery/invention? No doubt some pet store owner wanting us to buy all the aquarium equipment to "keep them alive". What are you supposed to do with them anyway? cuddle them? Play fetch? I mean really? What parent really thinks that they have done something nice for their kid when they give them these freaks of nature? I mean as an early, pre-teen male, one thinks that one could actually grow these semi-humanoid/mermaid naked beings in your very own aquarium. I mean thats what the picture shows, with little crowns on their heads. It doesnt happen that way. I had friends who actually tried them. They didnt live up to expectations and they all DIED!---and thats what really grinds my gears.
Anyone else?
Saturday, September 08, 2007
you know what really grinds my gears?.....
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Maybe I am the one that needs to take the meds :) Sorry Jammin, I never had the dishonor of owning Sea Monkeys, I had to have graybeard explain to me what the even are!
PS. since it was graybeard explaining, I am still not really sure if I know what they are ;)
Hey Has anyone noticed that the time on the post is an hour off! What the heck, that's almost as bad as the stupid word verification thing a mu bob
(chagrin, chagrin)
I just found out that my wife has bought these foolish things to give to my youngest on her birthday next week. What the HECK?!
u know what really grinds my gears?.....DISCRIMINATION....i dont discriminate... i dislike all people ....equally.....JK
u know what really grinds my gears?........teachers who misdiagnose ADD...right gagknee?
u know what really grinds my gears?
getting yelled at by my mother in Office procedures class.
and also getting yelled at by graybeard about professional sports. what the heck?!
u know what really grinds my gears?
not ever getting a call from Matt T or Rich B
YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? PIMPLEFACED LITTLE MORONS WHO SIT AT A COMPUTER WRITING THIS CRAP AND HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. STUPID PUNKS.
By the way, I deserved a better tip at Hooters, too.
PEOPLE! SIT DOWN!
u know what really grinds my gears?
Lindsay Lohan Oh, just youtube it
You know what really grinds my gears?
Witnesses to a hit and run accident on a van at Mcdonalds after a baseball game 18 years ago. Dave K was driving, its not my fault that I told him to go, go, go.
u know what really grinds my gears?
People who have NO respect!
u know what really grinds my gears?
People just trying to get the most comments on a post.
What is this being to the grinding of gears?
Harbinger, I be tinking dat it be much unhappiness to ones person.
harbinger and pourpah, yes "what grinds my gears" is an american expression of what irritates you. what makes you a little bit frustrated. you know what i mean? email me with any other questions. ok? you cant keep wasting comment space with stupid dribble. sorry guys.
Ok i be standing under now. you american expression to understand what irrigates for me. I dig a many ditch to bring much water to my crops to give much abundance to my cow, sheila. is dat good jammin person?
Pourpah, you stupid idiot! not irrigates you @#&(^%#! moron! He said "irritates". I do believe those to be the best that I have had. Tators from ireland are being very good....good irish whiskey makes me speak very good english too.
"????!!!????"
Is it bad when the voices in "one's" head have a long drawn out conversation?
I saw 22 comments, and thought, "WOW! 24 hours and look at the responses!" Then I came into this post.
*sigh*
And now I know why Jammin has the better jacket and the cushy position at the "Institute", carrying on all day with someone famous like Jack Sparrow, grinding their gears. The voices in my head tell me to run, but I always fool them. I know better. I always do the opposite of what they tell me. That's why I always wash the dishes with my underwear and wrap a dishcloth around my...waist. Silly voices.
And to add to the grind, I never bought Sea Monks, but always saw the ads in the comic books. I did always want to buy them, but the x-ray specs or fart spray always seemed a better choice. Aren't they just some kind of shrimp anyway?
Holy crap, this was so awesome.
NurseC, I am glad to hear that I am not the only one who has never heard of these Sea Monkey things! Has Jammin been sneaking some of Graybeard's meds when you weren't looking? Now he's starting to imagine Sea Monkeys?? What will he think of next? We may need to get this boy some help.
Holy crap is right, IG, but not for the reasons you're thinking. I bow to chameleon Jammin on this post - only metaphorically on this one, not like I did for your esteemed daughter. Ain't no way in hades I would do it in person, I tell you! Not even if I got cut off at the knees and fell face forward would I ever...
Ok, yeah, I guess I would. But I wouldn't enjoy it! Much. For long.
And like I've said, JHF, J's getting all the help he can possibly give himself. Don't encourage him! I need more help than he does! They just refuse to let me in! LET ME IN!!! C'MON!! PLEASE!! That's it - I'm taking the truck through the gate - this has gone on loong enough....
I never did say what grinds MY gears. Here goes.
People that grub for money grinds my gears. Stupid commercials grind my gears. Buying something and then finding something missing or broken or having it break the day after the return time runs out grinds my gears. Wool underwear grinds my gears. Inconsiderate drivers grind my gears. Inconsiderate deer that slam into the side of my truck causing thousands in damages then just get up and run off through a field and into the woods like nothing happened without even wearing a lisence plate grind my gears. Teenage attitude grinds my gears. American callusness grinds my gears. Gastrointestinal disturbances grind my gears. A guy named Mel, when my drill stopped working once, and I took it apart only to find that a piece of metal had become so hot that it fused together two of the wheels that the motor turns to power the drill, grinds my gears from now on. Thanks, Mel!
u know what really grinds my gears....
having to dress up in a deer costume, running into traffic, just to get more work in the body shop.....unbelievable!
You know what really grinds my gear....Graybeard having me read these posts at insane hours of the day....
you know what really grinds my gear...graybeard hogging friends cafe all to himself.
you know what really grinds my gears....oops this is a sensored blog....sorry
Sweetie, censored for you is common for us....post away...lol
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