It's almost one in the morning (I'm a night owl), I'm eating a loaf of crusty bread (Ciabatta) and some stupid Mickey shaped cheese (it was cheap), and I'm trying to come up with something to write but have hit a block at the moment. So, I figured, heck, why not get some ideas from the rest of you?? This is your chance to voice opinions, aire grievances, speak your mind on anything you want without feeling obligated to make a comment about something in particular (this bread is really good), and just plain ol' ramble. I know. You don't have time. I've used that excuse to justify my actions (or inactions I should say) many times. I've looked in here - wow, for more than a friggin year - and said "Nothin' new, and I don't have time." Yes, exactly. Shame on me. Well, I'm human, and you are too. It's cool. But now it's time to speak up and say - whatever! Give up ten minutes of commercials and write something. I'm not above guilting. Like the "Save the greenbacks" commercial (I like that one), it's time to save the FC. 'Nough said. Now type!!!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
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Let me give you an example to start you out. Not that it's a big deal, but... Ok, it is. Disney really grinds my gears, since they're overpriced and send people (not to mention names, NC) into a panic to buy the "limited edition" of "Mermaid Fairy Pixie Princess of Wonderland", never to be released again, until they release the gold edition, or platinum edition, or anniversary edition, or wahoo edition, which will never be released again, even though they're the same friggin' thing. And now they're selling friggin CHEESE! Mickey shaped cheese for cryin' out loud! I only wanted a small amount to go with this loaf of bread, and even though it's real cheddar and was the cheapest thing on the shelf, it's in the shape of a friggin' mouse!!! One that represents corporate greed, stocked in a store that gives me the lowest prices by putting others out of business...and I bought the *^#@$ thing! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?! Oh, the horror! O! Bugs, O! Bugs! Where are you when I need you!? Bugs would wipe the floor with ol' Mick anyday - if the cheese were in his shape this would be a whole different story...
Here's another example of what you can do:
"Oh, I just loooove the new edition of Mermaid Fairy Pixie Princess of Wonderland! I had to run out and get it, since it's a limited edition, and I cried the whole time, either from sorrow or joy! So moving! It was so touching, when the Mermaid Fairy Pixie Princess was caught in the...(this goes on for approx. 43 minutes as a "white noise" in my head), don't you think so? Oh, I'm so glad I bought this - it was a once-in-a-lifetime purchase! What do you mean, 'Wait until next year'!? Oh, you're so insensitive, you neanderthal brute! Just for that, YOU can wait til next year!"
Here's another example of what you can do:
Now now, let's not squabble over something like this people! We need to set aside our differences and get along. Don't worry, be happy. Turn that frown upside down. Whether you're a Bugsite or Mickonian, Republican or Democrat, male or female - can't we all just get along? We're all human, and that's all that matters. C'est la vie. K Sarah Sarah. Group hug everyone! (Wow, mabye that example wasn't the best idea - I think I'm gonna be sick...)
Here's another example of what you can do:
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
bueller, bueller, bueller, bueller, bueller,...........
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Graybeard:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
JAMMIN:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
GrAyBeArD:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
JAMMIN:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[FC MEMBERS]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
(Now always talking with a monty python high pitched, poorly performed, almost disturbing, female voice)
WHAT?! Get your hands off my BLUEBERRIES you little twit.
(OK back to normal voice)
NOOOOOOO.....I saaaiiddddd, TWIT.
Lets keep this Jammin and Graybeard Show out of the NC17 category. at least for a little while.
Hey, i have an idea......DBA, Chris, Alan, if youre not gonna respond, but rather be a FC pervert and "only watch" why dont you give the password to me for FC. what? No, no, no. I'm not looking to take over.....just, ya know, help you out where i can....read more thing and such......
comment #10...just easier for me to keep track to see if anyone else has commented......sorry this one is just fluff...not like the other important stuff that we, I mean, I post....freudian slip on the split personality thing......who you callin split, you punk,.....no, no, no, I'm sorry.....stop hitting me.........
PS seeings I'm the only one reading your ramblings...just wanted to let you know that your "message" wasnt so subliminal...."write something now!!!"
Ps to your ps - if it were meant to be "subliminal", I wouldn't have made the letters RED. It was meant to be "suggestive". Of course, now we'll never know if anyone else could've figured it out, not that it was really hidden, but once again, you've spoiled the ending, just like all the movies I've wanted to see and you told me how things happened. You've upset me so much (not that today was a cherri-o day as I'm sure you figured out) that I'm going to go chop some wood until the wee hours of the morning, seeing as how that's what I enjoy.
Poopy-head.
ok
Don't "ok" me, buster! You lookin' for a fight? Huh? You wanna piece-a me?! Huh? Do Ya? Let's take this outside right now, pal...
And then we'll walk down the street and grab a cup o' coffee and laugh about what everyone of these crazy voyeurs are thinking right about now! (snicker, snicker) Don't worry - I'm buyin' - especially with thos knockout dress I've got on....
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