Monday, February 14, 2005

this is an audio post - click to play

11 comments:

cthaviland said...

Ferris wheel day, huh?

So if we combine these two holidays, what would we get......

What do we associate with Valentine' Day? Chocolate and hmmmmmmmm?????

So does that mean, we will all be riding the ferris wheel naked eating chocolate......

That's one messed up holiday!

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

Ummmmmmm.

No comment.

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

Ok, I'll comment. How could I resist? I'm not a big chocolate person, so can I substitute chocolate for something else? Oh, something like whipped cream or cotton candy? And does it have to be a ferris wheel? I'd rather be on a faster or more intense ride. Something like a roller coaster or bumper cars. And do I have to hum, or can I sing instead? Or can I just be quiet?

What? I can't hear you... That isn't humming? What? Oh. OH!!! Well, then I guess that WOULD be quite the holiday! Of course, there would have to be more than just one of those a year....

Alan said...

Ben, keep posting those audio blogs. I love listening to your "wicked cool" accent!

soccerkcs said...

Wow, who would have thought? It is amazing to think that Jammin' has so much amazing knowledge!! Have a great day, ya'll!!

Jammin said...

I'll respond from the bottom upwards: Soccerfreak, shut up! (lol) Alan, glad to enlighten you with the closest accent to the original king's english, which allows you to step back in history. GRAYBEARD, you seem kind of confused....again.....the point of the "comment" tab is to comment on the post, not other comments...good golly miss molly, get it right next time. (sorry, i know you asked me not to call you "miss molly" in public) and finally,....CTH...there is a difference between "nasty" which can sometimes under the right circumstances, actually be good, and disgusting. Thanks for the mental image of all you fugly muddas in that context. If I could mentally gouge my eyes out...I would have done it at the end of your comment. ( all done in fun,,, if you have complaints fill in the purple box following the colon:

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

Dear B-Jammin,
If all I was allowed to do would be to comment on the post, I would say, "Wow, it's ferris wheel day. How nice." Please feel free to unfetter your mind and allow for other comments and opinions. Also, you could trace the comments back to the ferris wheel if you tried a little. C'mon, give it a shot. I'm sure you can do it. Also, I think the comment from Soccercup could be taken as a compliment, if you look at it that way. I see it as him calling you smart for having that knowledge, but I guess it's all in how you look at it. ;)

Sincerely,
Brian-not-afraid-to-use-his-name
(Occasionally)

PS I know I don't need to say "all in fun" - it's understood - so please unwrap the package and diffuse the bomb rather than sending it to me, k? Thanks! ;)

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

Ok, Ok, It's V-Day, so why don't we all just fill our hearts with love and caring, and forgive and forget all of the nasty, dirty, rotten, low-down, snake-bellied, slithering, slimy, back-handed comments, and fill the room with LOVE!!!!

Ben and I can speak with our effeminate voices, we can pop some low-fat, low sodium popcorn, put in a "I love Richard Simmons" video, cook some popovers and lady fingers, and have a group hug party! C'mon, fellas and gals, it'll be fuuuun!


Ummmm, on second thought, I can't make it. Richard Simmons makes me break out and want to break things. Never mind.

Jammin said...

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE OFFENDED SOME PEOPLE WITH MY COMMENT...I JUST WANT TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR ANY HURT FEELINGS. I SINCERELY WAS ONLY JOKING AROUND. I DO, HOWEVER, APPRECIATE THE HONESTY AND GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE, INSTEAD OF THOSE PEOPLE HOLDING A GRUDGE. THIS CAFE IS TOO SMALL FOR ANY HURT FEELINGS. FACT IS, I CARE FOR YOU ALL. I AM SORRY. I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU AHEAD OF TIME THAT I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR AND DO NOT SET OUT TO INTENTIONALLY HURT OR HUMILIATE ANYONE. NOW THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU FORGIVE ME? LET ME HAVE IT..THE SHEILDS ARE DONE...IF THAT WILL MAKE YOU ALL FEEL BETTER....

SINCERELY, BEN aka Jammin aka pdb

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

PDB, if there is one thing that I have become a master of, it is grovelling for forgiveness and begging for mercy. If you need some help in that area, I'd be glad to offer my services, and since I can sympathize, I won't charge you for this service. First, place your forehead on the floor, hands in front of you, and beg to have your hands nailed to the floor as punishment for your transgressions. If that doesn't work, try hanging onto a pantleg while wailing and beating your chest with a club screaming "I am rotten and need forgiveness!"

If they do nail your hands to the floor, I've never heard of you...

Jammin said...

thanks, i think i got it covered, though. already changed IM name for all to appreciate. Just remember. I always wanted to be the Godfather, but I'll never be anything more than a "wiseguy". I will tone it down from now on.....you will never hear from me again...ohhh the agony!!! I will toss my self from the highest pinnacle, I will walk forever in torment for the wrong that i have caused, I ...I ....oh never mind. seems like i couldnt do anything right today..Im going out to eat some worms...if only i could find some in all this snow..