- Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman, neither works.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn from reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft; today, its called golf.
- After killing and eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started roaring. He kept it up until the farmer came along and shot him. When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Quote of the Day!!! & Add Your Own
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somebody has learned how to do scrolling text ... must figure out how to turn off html in posts ...
My favorite, of course, is by Teddy Roosevelt: "speak softly and carry a big stick." and my 2nd favorite is I believe by Truman: "It's not the size of the dog in a fight that matters, but rather the size of the fight in the dog."
"Don't judge a man until you walk 2 miles in his shoes" and "I am really a size 3, I am just protecting it"
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind..."
"The cows are up on the hill."
Any of Murphy's laws
"Do I have something in my teeth?"
"Shut up, you stupid bird!"
"No, I don't want the super size!"
And the always quoted:
"Bite me!" (Remember how that one was taboo at school? hehehe.)
Monty Python, we could go on forever! Always good ones there.
"It's only wafer thin."
"Always look on the bright side of life..."
A quote that my niece has as her name on Messenger:
"If it's not deep-fried, then it's not worth eating."
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