A Faerie Tail

Once upon a time, there was a blog created, and the serfs came from miles around to take part in and enjoy this new wonder that came into the land. There was great merriment and jubilation, and the people were happy. Then, one of them said,

"Hey, look what I found! We can add audio to our blog! Let's do it!"

And others said, "Look, I just put up a picture!", "That's nothin'! I just added video!", "Hey, I just signed onto this site, and now I can add this!", "I have IM, do you?", "Yes I do! - Oh, wait, mine's not the same as yours, give me a minute to sign up for yours, and we can go off and yak!"

And on and on it went. There were pictures and pixels, videos and vibes, messages and massages (well, I wish there were massages anyway.), chats and changes. The peoples were overwhelmed with all this stuff, and they soon became disinterested, beginning to return to the work that the nobles were planning on whipping them for.

"Wait! I have my own page!", "Wait! Let's try a different site!", "Wait! Here's something new!" Yet the people became callus to the callings, and marched along, neglecting the blog as it began to fall to ruins.


What?! You want an ending to the story!? How can I write an ending when the ending hasn't happened yet? Yes, so it's not a very subtle story. And yes, I've been gone for a long while and fell right into the "I haven't got time anymore too disinterested nobody else cares anyway heck with it" attitude. I apologize here and now for it. I wish I could promise to write something every day. I can't do that, and I won't. But I do want to stay in touch. I do check things out in here occasionally, and I miss the fun of writing crazy and silly and stupid and serious and touching stuff. I will promise that I will try, and I hope everyone else will try as well.

So, a bit o' advice. Let's keep it simple. No new sites or pages or add-ons or fancy-shmancy thingamabobs; yeah, they're cool, but let's face it - we all don't have that kind of time, so let's keep it easy for those that don't, and if you do have that kind of time, feel free to have fun with that stuff anywhere else. The important thing is staying in touch.

Second, if you've got some kind of grudge or dislike or problem, leave it or don't bother coming in. Someone left some nasty stuff on one of my other pages, "anonymously" of course (I'm pretty positive it was no one listed on the FC list, I think I know who it was, but I could be wrong), but what the heck? What's the point in that kind of stuff? What does it prove? What does it help? Not you. Not me. Not anyone else that comes along. We should all be friends in here (this is Friend's Cafe after all), and if you can't do that, at least please be civil!

Thirdly, you don't have to ramble on and on like some kind of crazy guy who sits late at night at his computer trying to write a fairy tale to get peoples' attention and wake them up and get them interested in having some fun again. I don't personally know anyone like that (Jammin), or someone who might even come close (Jammin), or someone who wears a French maid outfit and bunny ears (Jammin), but you might. Just pop in a leave a brief comment once in a while! Let us know you're alive! Just say "Hiya crazy people!" occasionally. I KNOW! I AM SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO MYSELF AS I WRITE THIS!

So, let's get the yakkin' going again. Let's have some fun. Let's get jiggy widit. Let's all run around in French maid outfits and bunny ears singing "A Tisket, A Tasket!" as we play Continental Twister with our host, Ricky Willcardo. C'mon! SIMPLE, CIVIL, and FUN! It's easy! You can do it! Let me know if you're in or not. Comment below. Prove to the serfs - I mean, all of us, that you're in. Tell me I'm insane. I'll consider that civil, just as long as you pop in and say it.

Thanks for listening all - I'll be back again soon - maybe even start the rumor mill again. And by the way, "Dbageek", what the heck happened to the "Read More" things?! THAT was something good, and now they're gone. Can you bring them back? Inquiring midgets want to know. Thanks!