News Of The Weird II

In keeping with Shaun's low-IQ new articles, here's another one:

Funny Weird News - Man tries to convert two lions to Christianity at Taiwan Zoo
On Wednesday, a deranged man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts. Apparently, the 46-year-old man approached the two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away, while shouting "Jesus will save you!"


Is his name Daniel?

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Zookeepers later told reporters that the man owed his life to the fact that the lions had just been fed and apparently didn't fancy 'eating Chinese'.

One of the lions was also heard to remark that it had "tasted just like chicken"

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