II Graybeardicus 7:21-28

21 - On the twenty-sixth day of the twelfth month there was brought forth from the depths, an instrument of communication, and it was so. In the days thereof, the pages of blog grew in number, and the members thereof became great, each of their own merit and character.

22 - Moreover, on the sixth day of the week; yea, even the seventh, the page of blog grew quiet, and the Effceeites who contribute had hidden their faces and silenced their hands, for none were to be found upon the face of blog.

23 - This went on for many days, and many days over, until the days of snow and ice had begun to loosen their grip, and the rays of sun and warmth of air began to blow across the land.

24 - And once the thaw had begun, the Effceeites began their contributions in fewer numbers, for the newness of the page of blog had waxed old, and their hearts wandered elsewhere.

25 - Then from the depths of the pages of blog came a great thunder, and a shaking of the earth; the sky darkened, yea, the night came upon them, and they were sore afraid.

26 - "Why are the pages of blog thus, and why have the words of post been not forthcoming? Where are the words from which we read, that sustain us and bring us mirth?"

27 - But they knew not that it was their own words that must sustain the pages of blog, for without the postings of the Effceeites, the pages will wither, and be tossed by the wayside, to wither and die, to be eaten by the birds, to be choked by the weeds.

28 - Therefore, hearken unto me. Post, and post with all thine might! Write, and it shall be written unto you! Comment, so that world might see thine contribution, and that the pages of blog may blossom again! For what doth it profit a man, if he posteth his words, and there are none to share? Give freely, my children, and ye shall be blessed. Umen.