Things started off all wrong when the add for secretaries was typed up sexogenarians (60 year olds)...but after complaining to the papers and peeling the old ladies off me...things are looking up...graybeard you're fired...check pic...better brunette, sorry.
only need 1 red head and another blond.... 
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Secretary Updates
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I don't know where to begin. First of all, I didn't know that I was hired, but I just can't believe you'd pick that brunette to sit on your lap instead of me. After all the brown-nosing I had to do just to get the the interview, I'm pretty upset.
Since I WAS hired, though, I guess I can file a sexual harrassment suit.--------What do you mean, there is no grounds for that under the "Pimp Daddy B" clause? I don't remember seeing that! Who do you think got you that jacket? Well, no, it wasn't me - I wouldn't be caught dead in that - but I would have if you had given me a chance!
Dammit, if I can't have the job, no one will! DO YOU HEAR ME!! I'm pinning newspaper clippings and photographs of you all over my house, over every wall. I'm getting the machete, lipstick, TNT, and butter ready. I'm boiling fisheyes with duct tape as an abduction ritual. I'm making sure my fingerprints are gone and taking precautions so that I leave no evidence behind, and you and I are gonna play a little "Misery".
Oh yeah, I've cracked, baby, and vengance will be mine! You're mine, whether you like it or not! Those other secretaries are gone! One by one, they're gone, pal! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
On second thought, I didn't really want the job anyway. Never mind.
Up for getting a little Jiggy wid it? Your shnizzle wizzle is mine. You will miss all the bling. Of your woes you will sing, my brutha. Oh you didn't want the job, I see. Well, you wanted to know if I could pull it off. This is what I get for being a "body man" who "deals with large tract of land" on the side.
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