Sunday, January 16, 2005

WHERE IS EVERYONE ?!?!

What the heck happened? Did someone pass gas in here? Did someone pull the fire alarm? Bomb threat? Step in a doggy land mine? Just because I've got a cold, and my head is pounding like a set of bongo drums, that doesn't mean that everyone can disappear! So get back in here and give us something to read! Let the sympathy pour from your lips like honey from the hive! Well, heck with that one. I don't mix well with sympathy. I prefer the "cranky ol' coot" method, but at least you're at a distance! So write something at least, or I'll start that singin' again! Or better yet, I'll pass this cold on. I didn't want it anyway...

8 comments:

dbageek said...

we're all in church!!! aren't you??

dbageek said...

ok, so i'm not in church ... i just finished watching pats show the colts how to play football in snow!!!

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

All weekend? That's a mighty long church service! :) Besides, I'm home sick anyway. I know, I know, "getting ready for Florida" as well. I don't want to hear any excuses! Left! Left! Left, right, left!

dbageek said...

nope, already IN florida - 65 and clear.

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

You @$$$%^&^##@$##^&^&^^(*&@@%&^%$&&%!!!!! Here I am miserable with a cold and you're already in Florida rubbing in warm temperatures and clear skies! I sneeze on you! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberry wine! (Not you, Mr. and Mrs. Beane - you're too nice to be Shaun's parents.) And it's snowing here again too! Grrrrrr!

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

I told you I'm cranky when I have a cold...

dbageek said...

oh and i have two pools to choose from.

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

That's it, Shaun! This cold is on it's way to you right now! And I peed in both of the pools! Long distance! HA! HA! I can dream, can't I? I would join you, Chris, but I'm going to go lay down again. The sinus pressure thing sucks! Thanks for the laughs, though, you guys, even though it hurts to laugh right now....