Saturday, January 08, 2005

WELCOME SUZIE!!

Nice to hear from you, and have you take a chance with all of us again....but,(lightening, lightening)but, I must warn you. If you are in need of ..... feeling that someone is ..........always watching,... always listening,...If you begin to hear those eerie,... howling...... noises in the middle of the night, or most any part of the day as far as that goes, Then ..... .. WELCOME TO FRIEND'S CAFE..(said with spooky dracula voice)
Be careful of the demented pirate named "graybeard" who captains the Jolly Blogger in his dreams. He tends to repeat himself in the wee hours of the morning as he goes ooonnn and oooonnnn. Senility and Dementia probably involved. He also tends to use dangerous words that could be detrimental to our safe society. They all involve the four letters B...L....O.......G...... in one way or another. He seems to be way to involved as blogging has become a monumental part of his life. He no longer works, he doesn't eat, and he does't sleep.
He is not the only one, either. I know it is hard to believe that I have kept my own sanity through all this blogging. As I see it from here, there are three types of people on this blog. There are those as already mentioned that have gone over the edge. There are those who blog sparingly as not to become fully engulfed and maintain a sense of distance. Citing that they have a phobia of relationships to use as a crutch until they face the fact that are slowly being sucked into the quadruple daily blog. Then there are those who blog regularly, but try to maintain a sense of respect and sophistication. Of course they are not fooling any one due to the memories that we all have filed away from many years ago just to bring back for the sake of sheer public humiliation. Time will only tell... which category that you will fall into... or will you create your own.....category......(spooky laughter, spooky laughter, spooky laughter> fade to black)
PS has any one noticed that if you change two letters in Friend's Cafe it becomes: Fiend's Cage,? Coincidence??

2 comments:

Bubbaloo Magoo said...

Aaaarrrgh! Shiver me timbers and shave me buttocks, that be alot o' them thar secrets ya be revealin' there, me wordy bub!!! Aye, ever since that dark and stormy night, the start of when the fearsome an' terrible Cap'n Dahms made us spend days with that thar Great White whale, me sanity's been in question! Oh, the agony of Moby Dick!!! But of no matter, swabby Ben! I'll learn ya all a thing or two before I be done! And the more of ye ladlubbers that I can drag into me madness, the more the voices be payin' me! Har! Har! Har!! Did I say voices? I be meanin' me clientelle, I be meanin'! Don't ya be laughin' at me either, you scurby scaliwag, or I'll be mailin' me bird to yer house! And that be a curse indeed! So don't be scarin' any o' them thar newcombers away, or ye'll be swabbin' the poopdeck yerself! I be shovin' off now. Boy, I jus' love to say poopdeck...

poopdeck, poopdeck, poopdeck.....he, he ,he!

dbageek said...

i honestly think you guys have WWWAAYYYY too much time on your hands ... and I think you both missed your calling ... you should be writers ... what a great fit, because most famous writers are a little on the loopie side.